Hey (say their name), I’m sure this isn’t a chat space but my lips like to chat with yours

Hey (say their name), I’m sure this isn’t a chat space but my lips like to chat with yours

Do you know what would look good you. me

Had been you standing because of the fire? (why) cause your own hair is on fire

You therefore fine I would bite yo toe nails and take in yo bath water.

Can you like milk? Cause you have got it around your lips

(two girls are speaking with one another) interupt them saying “hello ladies we don’t suggest in the future between you. or do we?

are your mother and father terrorists? Cause you are the bomb

Hey do an extinguisher is had by you cause your on FIRE!

Pardon me. Hi, i am writing an essay regarding the things that are finer life, and I also had been wondering if i possibly could interview you.

Will you be a high jumper because u make my club get up.

Will you the BBQ ( just just What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my small buddy

The only vowels we need are U and I also

Do a napkin is needed by you? as you look DIRTY.

have you been a pirate? she replies no why? cause i am diggin your booty.. (or chest).

Baby, you provide the sunlight a good explanation to SHINE.

Have you got 10 cents cause from right here you appear such as a dime

You have got monkey wrench eyes, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten

“If I became nude, keeping some cake and ice cream, would that nevertheless be dessert? or would I?”

I have got the ship, you have the harbor . just just what state we connect up for the evening?

Do you have got a Bandaid? Cos i recently scraped my leg dropping for you personally.

Do you want to I would ike to end up being the sunlight and hot that cold neck your offering me personally.

YOU HAVE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR ASS [WHAT?] the EYES.

Are you GREEK [IF NO] Are you SURE CAUSE you APPEAR TO BE A GODDESS IN MY EXPERIENCE

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